You’re listening to the Peevish Pontification Podcast with the Pope of Nope, Matt Michaelson. With me here in the studio is Michael Mattson, and we’re joined today by Matt Mattersly and Mike McMichaels. Mike, Matt, looking forward to hearing from you. But first, a word from our sponsors.
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Our first guest this week is Matt Mattersly! Matt, how are you doing?
Fine.
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With that out of the way, Mike McMichaels, what are your feelings on everything we’ve seen this week?
Give me a few seconds to think...
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That’s all the time we have this week, but tune in next week for more of the Peevish Pontification Podcast!
