Reasons why Hillary Clinton should be president

To be fair, I came up with a reason Hillary should be president. One, being a kindly grandmother should cause North Korea to give up its missile and nuclear weapons program. Two, as showed in New Hampshire, she is so sensitive her cries should cause ISIS to stop beheading people and become a peace loving, non-violent group. Three, as she is so dumb she has people remove top secret label from emails she sends and thinks it is no longer secret information. It will be a nice change from the smartest person (Obama) in the world. I could go on and on but this election is such a joke I need to save something for later.

— James W. McSherry Bennington




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