Hey Kids! It's your Crazy Uncle Seth, here with another fun-tacular bunch of activities for you! Please put the knives down, these will be more fun than the Christmas activities, I promise! I am sorry you still have tinsel stuck up your nose.

April Fools Day is a much better holiday, because the tradition is all about fooling other people. Now I know some of you think it's funny to say something like "Look outside, there's a monkey! April Fools, made you look!" But you are wrong. If you really want to get laughs on April Fools, you need to up your prank game. Try some of these classic kid-tested, maniac-approved prank suggestions:

*Saran Wrap Toilet

Take a sheet of saran wrap and wrap it around the toilet, making it unusable. When your friend attempts to use the bathroom, he will notice the saran wrap, and go to remove it. Then you saran wrap your friend to the toilet, so he is unable to move. Then break all the lights in the bathroom. The next person to use the bathroom may accidentally poop on your friend because they cannot see and think he is a toilet.

*The Deja Vu

You and an accomplice enter a room where your friend is sitting. You unfold your newspaper and begin a conversation with your accomplice: "Oh look, there's a burrito festival tomorrow!" "You know, Mexico is like a non-stop burrito festival." "Yeah, but Mexico's too far to walk. And tomorrow we won't need a passport for burritos." "Okay, let's do it. High Cinco!" High-five your accomplice, then both leave the room. Wait 15 minutes, then re-enter the room and re-enact the exact same scene. Your friend will start to feel a weird sense of deja vu.


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*Short-Sheeting the Bed

Find your friend's bed, and untuck the bottom part of the bottom sheet from the mattress, folding it over under the top part of the top sheet. Then, saw off the bottom part of the bed, replacing it with rickety wooden scaffolding. When your friend tries to get into bed, her legs won't reach the end because the folded part of the sheet will be in the way. Then when she thinks she can just unfold the sheet and stretch out her legs, the bottom half of the "bed" will collapse.

* Tofu Furniture

Pick a vegetarian friend, replace all of her furniture with tofu. Optionally, replace all of her vegetables with tiny furniture. Hilarity ensues.

*Shaving Cream in the Hand

Wait until your friend falls asleep, and then spray some shaving cream into his left hand. Then find a folding straight-edge razor, and put it into his right hand. Then carefully pick him up and bring him into a local barbershop, where you dress him in a barber's apron and stand him between two barber chairs. Finally, hire two bearded men to sit in the chairs and simultaneously start yelling to demand that your friend finish shaving them. Your friend won't know who to shave first; hilarity ensues.

*The Deja Vu

You and an accomplice enter a room where your friend is sitting. You unfold your newspaper and begin a conversation with your accomplice: "Oh look, there's a burrito festival tomorrow!" "You know, Mexico is like a non-stop burrito festival." "Yeah, but Mexico's too far to walk. And tomorrow we won't need a passport for burritos." "Okay, let's do it. High Cinco!" High-five your accomplice, then both leave the room. Wait 15 minutes, then re-enter the room and re-enact the exact same scene. Your friend will start to feel a weird sense of deja vu.

Seth Brown is an award-winning humor columnist, the author of "From God To Verse," and is always in the mood for a burrito festival. His website is RisingPun.com.